cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

Cucumber fencing

Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.

Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.

David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!

Michael: I guess we can do that

by Nick Jackelson May 13, 2014

Cucumber

Thing you will find at your sister room uncut next to or near a Vaseline

hey sis, found this cucumber in your room, sus

by wertyuioldsdfghnm October 2, 2021

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Cucumber

its long, hard, and has cum in the middle

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"

by Amoger August 6, 2022