by mouthstrippers May 13, 2011
A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.
Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"
by DigBick@23 April 28, 2016
by Heufsch April 04, 2022
When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
by yeaitslunar February 25, 2022
by To much savagery January 26, 2016