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A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)
Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious
by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019
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jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone
by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017
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crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.
by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017
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Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.
by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022
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Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011
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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020
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