Clickbait Criminal is a provocative and manipulative person whose job is to manufacture clickbait news and videos on a daily basis. Clickbait criminals thrive on provocation and manipulation tactics to attract people by any means necessary. Either business, political, or personal reasons. Clickbait criminal doesn't stop.
Watch just few clickbait criminal headlines in action:
"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”
"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”
by Naktis October 2, 2023
Get the Clickbait Criminalmug. When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
Get the The Smooth Criminalmug. Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
Get the Polo Collar Criminalmug. Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
Get the Criminally shortmug. it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022
Get the Criminal Foodmug. A term used by members of the Vyond/GoAnimate community to refer to users they dislike, typically trolls.
by gabrielrenato March 27, 2024
Get the Criminal usermug. Also known as Selos or just 107 Hoovers, this South Central L.A. Hoover set been active since the mid-70s, reppin’ around 107th & Normandie. Known for their long-standing war with the Rollin’ 100s and other Crip sets, that beef made the area nicknamed “Death Alley” by the L.A. Times ’cause of how deep the violence runs. They beef with most Blocc and Neighborhood Crips but rock with other Hoover sets like 112HCG.
These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.
Rapper: Jap 5
These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.
Rapper: Jap 5
Sentence: “You can tell he from the Selos, bro stay hollerin’ W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang—Hoovers everywhere now, not just Normandie.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
Get the W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gangmug.