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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.
P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!
by pinetard January 5, 2010
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The Creature

Hym "And if you ARE the creature I'm going to kill you."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.

Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current

Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck to them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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Crease Creature

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.
Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.
by Broberts January 7, 2016
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