a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.
by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023
Get the Joey (Creature/species)mug. Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
Get the Wal-Creaturemug. Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
by The globglaglobgala. April 4, 2023
Get the deep space creaturemug. Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current
Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain need of affection from other "Sea Creatures" (pathetic).
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn cagey, moist and always remain with the turn of the current
Sea Creatures are essentially, constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please avoid Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.
Good luck luck to them both!
Good luck luck to them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
Get the Sea Creaturemug. I’m typing this here… this thing is a white creature it seems to be focussed on anyone who has the cartridge of the first TaC beta for Nintendo 64 it’s strange… I hope my mom is ok whatever you do DO NOT leave the house if you hear a familiar voice first check if it’s human before answering I am currently alone in my office this thing has been dormant for a while
We have not used it in a sentence once this is being written in 1995 this unknown creature is not possible to get a picture of it, it’s a white creature that stares into windows and use TVs please be alert
by Arthur1960 December 15, 2024
Get the Unknown Creaturemug. at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:
Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024
Get the Creature Reportmug.