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Creamage

verb - to cream one's pants

A more feminine version of 'to jizz in one's pants'
When a ladies natural lubricant has erupted in her under garments.
a Man Beauty is in vision...
"Pwoar! I just creamed my pants - that's a mighty fine Norwiegian Man Beauty"
"Oh the creamage"

Can also be replace the lyrics 'Jizzed in my pants' to the song with the same title.
by Victoria is you God June 9, 2009
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Creamgenius

Something that is absolutely freaking brilliant. So brilliant that it makes you cream your jeans.
Oasis is absolutely breathtaking. I mean, not only is (What's The Story) Morning Glory a work of creamjeanery but simply put, Noel Gallagher is a creamgenius.
by CockMonger6969 October 13, 2009
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sweet cream

'shit this ball producin some sweet cream' -Bootsy Collins
by KIERAN123 November 22, 2006
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cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 6, 2009
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bb cream

blemish balm originated in Europe specifically in Germany. This is the hottest make up and skin care product used by Asian women specially in Korea. BB cream ends the history of foundation, concealer, moisturizer, sunblock, anti aging and whitening cream (amazing huh?).
mirror mirror on the wall,

if my biggest problem is my face

would BB cream help me end this maze?

response: ehem.... yeah!!!
by adiktoz24 May 14, 2011
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cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.
Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.
by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006
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Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection
My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )
by scruffystuff September 22, 2011
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