Crawlhole

the female genitalia, a vagina

I got down on my hands and knees and started eating that crawlhole.

by GeorgeFeeney November 25, 2022

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

Chawlamander

A person who is D-bag and a hipster at the same time.

Hey look at that freaking chawlamander. That Mets fan is such a chawlamander.

by Not a hipster guy June 20, 2009

Cradle Monkey

Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.

Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it

by HPFBanana Hammock March 31, 2011

cralibrated

Getting fucked up.

Drinking lots of alcohol.

Hey Johnny wanna get cralibrated on Friday?

by Jdunzo April 13, 2022