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im sorry that crum Could not be identified as toast ! , it may have been a from a piece of hot cross bun .
by dave the destroyer May 29, 2019
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I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.
I could die for you
Oh this life i choose
by Jojofag_ October 14, 2019
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EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
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Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
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could ship

Those condoms could ship
by plmkoijn March 7, 2018
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Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.
Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."
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Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...
by The Yar February 13, 2018
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