Convention

In a way that something is done(1), or(2) an agreement between states covering particular matters, especially one less formal than a treaty.

"to attract the best patrons the movie houses had to ape the conventions and the standards of theatres" - (1)
the convention, signed by the six states bordering on the Black Sea, aims to prevent further pollution" - (2)

by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 27, 2021

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

AMSA Convention

When a bunch of amsa students get together at the Upper / Lower school cafeterias or ForeKicks (you know, the soccer facility) to talk about cool stuff like plagiarism, screen time, or ACTing.

"aaron lloyd fuller is really excited about the AMSA Convention tomorrow."
"Yeah, he's giving a speech about the glorious nature of the Roman peoples."

by person682962893672674628374923 November 11, 2018

baby creation factory

A uterus.

Guy: We can utilize your baby creation factory.

Girl: Ha ha...

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Cauterizing Creations

The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut

Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet

by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020

Tasmanian coronation

the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.

me and my mates went to australia. we went into the wild and totally did the Tasmanian coronation.

by poengus April 23, 2020