cooking

In a state of being pissed.

The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.

by Durango April 12, 2007

cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies

1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)

by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008

cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.

Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'

by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010

cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.

Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.

by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011

Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

by Atia Breen January 12, 2009

Coolings

Coolings Is when your very very awfully cool, So cool that you make the sun Freeze :D yeaaah... Cool

Tom: OMG i am sooo Cool
Jack: haha kk whatever
Georgia: yeah, not as cool as jack he's super cool, so cool, he's COOLINGS :D

by ItsGeorgiaBabes May 30, 2010