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The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.
Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."
by BoomRoasted September 03, 2012
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To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.
Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.
by Dewski November 16, 2006
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A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.
Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.
by manvanhaus October 11, 2009
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The act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
Often accompanied with a loud speaking voice
Bro, you need to stop Cooping so hard. Take it down a notch.
I tried to tell Brett what happened last night but Perry came in and started Cooping.
by unclekrackalacka November 03, 2010
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When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping
"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"
by Atia Breen September 24, 2008
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used wen some twat is acting gay, and is in a stress. trying to take the tension away by using a funnier word to ask them if there alright, for example...
whats up with you cooping?
by azzer June 21, 2005
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