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Confusionized

When a situation is so confusing that a person doesn't understand what has just him/her in the face. He/she may be on the receiving end of hurtful comments and not quite understand why. This would indicate the the situation has become confusionized.
person 1: what's going on?
person 2: im not quite sure. it feels a little confusionized in here
by confused.1221 June 14, 2010
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confusion

when the guy you like tells you to snap him back but leaves you on open...
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indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.
Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.
by Middaymoon December 15, 2008
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Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.
When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.
by magickat13 September 24, 2015
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Very sad confusion

My girlfriend just dumped me for eating a bagel so I’m in a state of very sad confusion.
by gizmicwooo126 October 8, 2017
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Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.
1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"
by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014
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Centurion

Centurions are the sassiest and sexiest people to ever touch the face of the earth. Some might even say that they are too sexy for this camp.
Centurions too sexy for this camp x3
TOUCH YOURSELVES
Centurions too sexy for this camp x2
by 欧许 November 23, 2018
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