cornflake conservative 

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

cornflake conservative by voteswinger February 28, 2005

granola conservative

A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.

Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.

granola conservative by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003

George Floyd Conservative

A self-proclaimed conservative that actually tries to conserve the values from earlier stages of liberalism such as gay marriage, 1st and 2nd wave feminism, legally enshrined equality, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s beliefs.

Person 1: “What are your political beliefs?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m a conservative.”
Person 1: “What do you think of feminism.”
Person 2: “First and second wave feminism was good but third wave feminism has gone too far.”
Person 1: “What do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?”
Person 2: “I support it as well I as MLK’s beliefs regarding social justice.”
Person 1: “So you must be a George Floyd Conservative?”
Person 2: “Correct!”

George Floyd Conservative by Loominardy March 5, 2022

Closet Conservative 

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.

1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...

Closet Conservative by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019

nero-conservative 

The modern, George Bush Jr. era incarnation of the neo-"conservatives " , interested more in power and empire than the commonwealth of their governed. Those who fiddle with the future of America while the Republic burns. (a compound derived from the use of Nero in the place of neo- + conservative ) related: neocon, neroeconomicon, neocon man.

Don't vote for Giuliani, he's a nero-conservative!

nero-conservative by pagurus December 18, 2007

Know-Nothing Conservative 

An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.

Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck

Know-Nothing Conservative by Silvanne January 11, 2011

compassionate conservative 

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

compassionate conservative by Bubba207 September 29, 2005