Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.

Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.

by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019

Conservative Socialist

Based chad

Damn, I heard Chad is a conservative socialist. No wonder he's fucking good at everything.

by Conservative socialist November 12, 2021

Conscio

Also known as Metropolitan City of Beauty and Arts Conscio, Conscio is a large metropolitan area in the north of Italy.

"Dio cane nonna dove hai messo le muneghe che devo andare a Conscio?"
I kindly request the location of my candy.

"Boia di quel dio andiamo alla sagra dei peri a Conscio?"
Sir, are we going to the sagra?

by bar_saccon January 7, 2022

consang

A consang is someone who is consanguinamorous, meaning you're into sibcest, twincest, cousincest, auntcest, brocest, daughtercest, soncest, unclecest, niececest, nephewcest, dadcest, momcest, or any other notion suggesting you're an inbreeder or incestual, instead of an outbreeder like regular people are

the way she stares at her brother flirtatiously made me assume that she's consang

by nigerianwut May 6, 2023

turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008

center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.

I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru

by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014