Computer Love

Someone who is in love or have a thing with someone over the internet.

Like internet dating....

A girl: Me and my computer love have been going strong for 2 years.

by TashaOwnsU January 27, 2009

history on a computer

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer

i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done

by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008

Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

computer geek

A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.

Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.

by Chris Slychan April 17, 2006

computer illiterate

unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!

(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS

by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004

computer

\kem pyu'ter\ n : 1 one that computes; specif : an automatic electronic machine for performing calculations
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.

For def. 1 : He is a computer, if you ask a question he will compute, and answer you the best he can ; The computer will calculate for you.

For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.

For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.

For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.

by SpungyBungy December 28, 2005

compulsed

Feeling strongly compelled to do something.

After recently quitting drinking, I was happy that while at an outdoor party in Hartford, I did not feel compulsed to drink, even though those around me were drinking.

by Jarrod3 September 4, 2006