Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.

Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!

by MrCalifornianColoradanToYou September 26, 2010

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

Robbie Coltart

A Grass

The boy over there hit Robbie Coltart and then he went and told the teacher

by Barcode June 17, 2019

Ojos Colorados

Your eyes red asf cuz you been smoking that good shit

Ala verga cuh I can't go home my mom will beat me con los ojos colorados.

by yaelniqqa November 29, 2020