Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower

I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone

by JrChicken May 4, 2025

Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick

Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work

by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026

Colombian roughhousing

When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.

when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!

by B-16039 January 22, 2026

Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together

Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.

by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025

Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.

Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.

by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025