Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

Colneth

An anomaly. A rare occurrence often perceived as strange, unusual, or unique. A deviation from an established rule or trend. One that inexplicably overstands the status quo.

His name is Colneth.

by CzrSmz May 16, 2010

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

cornelius

A term used by South Jersey real ones to describe a person they are fly with, and think are chill asf!!!

Marcos “What up Cornelius we hanging today after school at the joint?”
Jeff “Yea you know it Cornelius”

by RealGrammar71 May 6, 2018

Conelicker

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.

When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.

by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018

connelia

A human with feet

Yeet: Connelia has a foot

by DenseCabbage April 22, 2019