Colorado Mesa University Girls

CMU’s girls should be known for their trashy-ness, showing up to parties in either dresses or bras, and every basic bitch wears big ass hoop earrings.

“Damn that bitch’s earrings”
“Colorado Mesa University girls have diseases”

by coloradian May 15, 2018

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

harrison coleran

Honestly the best. Strangely has 6 toes and loves the bee movie. If you're reading this you have more than likely lost all hope. Also people called Harrison Coleran scream at games a lot... A LOT.

person 1: have u head Harrison Coleran hes screaming at fortnite kids again.
person 2: he really doesn't like them fortnite kids.

by skinny boi it is February 13, 2021

ceLera

ceLera is a latin word for celery

mike eats celera every day all day

by mikereal23 March 20, 2008

Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

Colorado Breeze

Smoke from burning or burnt marajuana.

Bro I was walking by the library and caught a whiff of that Colorado breeze.

by CheeseburgerEddie February 11, 2015

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016