faux cock

artificial cock, dildo, dong

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole

by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.

"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."

by Dault December 2, 2013

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Stew Cock

When a person is particularly well hung

“Wow did you see that stallion“

“Holy it has Stew Cock”

by Stewcockfan April 18, 2022

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

Cock whore

A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.

Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.

by bleubrat January 3, 2009

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007