Cocked out

When the dick was so good it makes you fall asleep after

She looked dead just lying there all cocked out.

You got all cocked out last night huh? You fell asleep on me all quick.

by Smellysmells November 21, 2017

nick cocker

this is when a boy named nick that is in 10th grade and goes to harley rapes a kid named dan chess up the ass

nick fucking dan up the ass as dan shouts give me that dick nick i love reciving a nick cocker

by harleygangster2009 August 13, 2009

Low Cocker

A name synonymus with Zoe Leuchauer. She is, and always will be a low cocker.

Guy 1: Yo that gurl Zoe is a stone cold fox

Guy 2: Nah dont mess with that playa, she's a Low Cocker

Guy 1: Fuck Salt...

by Jose maria chico san juan April 21, 2011

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006