CLUSTERFUCK

When you need to shit really badly

Guy 1: CLUSTERFUCK

Guy 2: get to the toilet quick!

by POLYHYPER IS THE BEST February 13, 2022

Clusterfuck

Another word for a gangbang.

Oh, I'm so participating in that clusterfuck.

by Deltanomnom January 10, 2019

Clusterfuck

Wait, what is that letter behind the tr? A kid opening Clustertruck will see it and go running down the road, screaming. Great job, Landfall!

Me: Hi kid, what are you playing?
Kid: Shut the fu*k up, i'm playing Clusterfuck!

by a roblox noob April 19, 2017

Clusterfuck

A large mess of undeterminable proportion. Also used to describe a non physical mess. Such as a conversation or or image.

What a clusterfuck.

This chat is a clusterfuck.

This is a clusterfuck

by Tempely trong July 28, 2020

Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.

Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!

by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.

Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022