don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
Get the monkey closetmug. someone who doesn't appear to share the same physical traits or language as a hick, but demonstrates similar behavioral characteristics and intelligence regardless of income level or professional status; an emerging icon of the twenty-first century that has caused a plethora of ignorance, injustice, retroactive retardedness across many professions and a state of arrested development in mind, body and spirit; low-quality or the entire lacking of humor; a straight laced, highly anxietic, religiously-fundamental, fear-driven man or woman who relies on the daily news and their perspective church sermons to pat them on the butt and tell them they're good people without having to exert any effort or sacrifice to aid their fellow man
The financial analyst may preach and glut about his latest understanding of the numbers, but deep down he's just another closet hick run by the tricks and traits of baby-boomer Bob.
by chickenclutch November 11, 2010
Get the closet hickmug. A bathroom
by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009
Get the piss closetmug. 1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.
2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.
2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.
2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
by mother.goose July 10, 2010
Get the Closet Cuntmug. a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
Get the thanos in the closetmug. A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
by barrettday69 March 16, 2010
Get the closet bitchmug. When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
Get the Coat Closetmug.