Client

known as somebody attending a dick appointment

marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”

by mrs. potatahead November 17, 2020

Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

by Dataspice May 8, 2009

cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011

Diamondback Clincher

Cumming inside of your sex partner during a good ole ass fucking while they're squeezing their ass-cheeks together.

Yo! Guess what? I heard that Luke Skywalker pulled of a Diamondback Clincher with Darth Vader last night. I stole the tape, want to watch it?

by GreusomeDefinitionor February 11, 2017

Rowan Clinch

Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.

"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"

by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020

Clinch

The act of cumming on your sexual partners nose.

"And then that bastard gave me a clinch!"
"Hey babe, you wanna clinch job?"

by THA_CLINCHA December 16, 2008