Dirty Cleft

When you're getting head from a girl with a cleft pallet and you get snot on your cock.

Larry was getting head from Mary, he looked down and realized that he was receiving a dirty cleft.

by Davit Dingbat January 22, 2011

Cliftonite

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.

Cliftonites Unite!

by totefofo October 21, 2010

15 Clifton Ave

Home to notorious terrorist/child molester "Sean Hefferman"

Don't go near 15 Clifton Ave or you will get bombed or molested

by Bigblacktimerwimer July 18, 2017

B Clifton 297

To be a a virgin.

Him: Are you still a B Clifton 297?

Her: Don’t be silly.

by Pro clubs.. anyone? April 20, 2019

Cliffmas

About 5 to 6 weeks before Christmas, shopping centres and music channels start playing non-stop Cliff Richard repeats.

"....Christmas tiime, mistletoe and wiine..."
"Aah, it's Cliffmas already."

"Merry Cliffmas!"

by Claudia Docker March 31, 2009

chift

noun-a conflation of the word chairlift.

I met this rad bloke named Evo on the chift today

by Lutherdude January 11, 2011

Cliff Curtis

The most versitile actor in the world. Of extremly ambiguos ethnic descent. Starring is roles as Maoris, a Colombian drug lord, an Easter Islander, various Americans including FBI agents, Arabs, a Wellington Electricity Trader of Burmese descent and Fire Lord Ozai (although he has lately been heard to vehemently deny that last one was him). While often critically acclaimed for his work he is also known to have short arms and deep pockets, especially when it comes to the weekly round of coffee.

That is one surly looking arabian fire lord. Go Cliff Curtis! It's Uncle Bully Uncle F********ckn Bully! Wait, no, it's that energy trader again. Wellington is a small place.

by Uncle Fckn Billy November 6, 2012