Mr. Clark

The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.

Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"

*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."

Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."

Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."

by HippityFlippity69 December 17, 2022

Clark Time

The phenomenon at Clark University in Worcester, MA where everything from classes, to exams, to meals, to concerts, and even graduation proceedings start anywhere between 15 minutes and 1 hour after the scheduled start time.

So does Jamnesty start at 8pm real time or Clark Time?

by dajbman22 March 30, 2011

click clack fuck that

an expression used when you don't give a fuck about the issue at all.

"Hey don't you have to work tomorrow? You shouldn't drink so much." "Man, click clack fuck that! I'm cool!

by skatcat September 28, 2008

daniel clark

A Lil Bitch

Daniel Clark
just might
he just might
possibly
just maybe

be a LIL BITCH

by kerokerostudio June 5, 2016

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007

clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

by anonymous April 19, 2005

clark kent

adj: Used to describe a nerd or nerd-like person who is muscular, really strong, or can fight really well(see diesel). Can also be used to describe business men who hit the gym way too much and like to wear shirts and ties so tight that you can see their muscle coming through. Taken from the obvious "Superman" movies, cartoons and series.

Bully #1: "Damn dude - what happened to your eye?"
Bully #2: "I tried to jack this nerd for his lunch money - i didn't realize he was such a clark kent."

by Accsion April 1, 2008