carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

Carnal Cave of Desires

Female reproducitve organ (ie. vagina)
aka: hot, sticky wet area betwixt females legs, vag, cooch, pussy, cunt, hot box, hot pocket, love box, pleasure valley, beaver, twat, etc.

He caressed her carnal cave of desires with his tongue, as they laid in the back seat of his Mothers Volvo Stationwagon

"Sigfried!! My carnal cave of desires cant take this torture any longer! I need you inside me!"

by unipenis April 6, 2009

Carni

The carnival but it's run by pikies and it's a complete shithole £4 for hook a duck and you win a crappy little goldfish that dies the next day anyway

Oie britney you coming down the carni tommora

by Mad dog maddo July 3, 2016

carnage

awesomeness, chaotic chill, far beyond all phatty

Nyarl: Remember when Sulphur posted, in the before-time?
Faun: :lol total fucking memory carnage

by heh March 25, 2003

Carnegie

To use the magical powers from Dale Carnegie's HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE to obtain what you want. To be polite is not Carnegie. Carnegie is only employed with a plan.

-Man how did you pull in three asses at the same time last night?

-Carnegie

by the power broker December 28, 2011

carnes

Adjective. To have the appearance or demeanor of a carnie (carnival worker). A person that is not employable in an office setting. Best chance for employment is as a tilt o whirl operator or a stable cleaner at a county fair.

That girl with the pigtails is totally carnes.

by Cooper45 July 14, 2006

carnicle

a person with huge penis, like a forrest but bigger

look at that forrest, no its a carnicle

by daterape2.0 March 16, 2010