4 pump chump

When a man orgasms and semen vigorously flies out like a fire hose in four times.

Bill is only a 4 pump chump when looking at his mothers bare chest.

by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

the ‘cheddar chump’

This silly chump somehow became the 45th president of USA; he has also been called ‘Cheeto’ due to his ?natural skin tone being ORANGE. Twice impeached, he served a single term before voters legitimately removed him. He gathered his minichumps & enablers and finished out his last days with a treasonous insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021.

The ‘Cheddar Chump’ now resides at Mar a Largo in a golf resort clubhouse he calls the ‘southern White House’.

by Modman23 October 14, 2022

Chump

A pedophile will call a young child a “chump” if he is planning on preying on them.

The big black pedo was spying on his favorite chump over the fence

by Bigsexydaddy1234 February 8, 2021

Chump

Guys named Cody from Houston who work on submarines

"He's the biggest chump you'll ever meet"

by irregularsnail May 31, 2018

Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.

He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music

by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022