by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 02, 2017
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
by Stlduchess March 28, 2019
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 06, 2012
Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.
Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?
Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
by Sigabiz December 27, 2014
A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.
by Ginger_thing1010 April 02, 2020
by shacostco December 30, 2022