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Neckbeard Chuckle

Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.
I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.
Neckbeard Chuckle by msacco February 9, 2021
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Chuck Fucking Norris 

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

chuckle slut 

A girl/woman that is a comedian groupie and only has sex with comedians. Women that hang out in comedy clubs in hopes that they will hook up with a comedian.
Comedians aren't really known for their good looks, so most girls that bang comedians are just chuckle sluts.
chuckle slut by chuckleslut February 23, 2009

chuck your junk in her 

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.
Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

Hot Chicks Room 

A refrence to the Upright Citizen's Brigade on Comedy Central. The hot chicks room contains an undisclosed number of hot women that may be used for the pleasure of the owner and his guests.
Actually the hot chicks room was constructed during the 70s and well... the hot chicks aren't so hot anymore.
Hot Chicks Room by Jimmy Gosling February 11, 2005
Noted leader of "political" rap group Public Enemy, and one of the driving forces in rap's early days. A proponent of new technology, he once hailed the original Shawn Fanning-created Napster as "the new radio."
"Neither party is mine, not the jackass or the elephant." -- from By the Time I Get to Arizona
chuck d by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

chucking out time 

Finish up quick Dave, the bartender just rang for chucking out time.