Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.

Typical, Chris is sitting home again.

by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011

Chris

A sexy guy that makes a girl laugh handsome and strong

Wow that's a chris

by Jenna Per August 27, 2017

Chris

Small dick bear with a shit ton of hair

U see that Chris

Hairy ass mother fuker

by Pussy slayer mmm February 9, 2019

Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

Chris is an annoying guy but with a nice heart he’s hyper active

Chris has. Big but

by Uejsjjs February 15, 2018

Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.

Chris is a faggot

by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019