New England Klan Chowder

A favorite dish enjoyed by many white folks in the northeastern United States. Since the early 1800's it has been a meal enjoyed at Ku Klux Klan meetings and Methodist churches. The secret to it's wonderful taste is the fact that it contains the cuttings and drippings from jigaboos of all ages and genders, and some brown sugar, too.

There's nothing like a nice bowl of New England Klan Chowder after a juicy lynching.

by EatMyJunk July 28, 2010

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

slut-chowder

While in the process of eating out a woman you spread the labia apart and vomit directly into the vagina. Like a Danish chum-bucket but in the other end.

I heard Dave gave Vicky a big batch of slut-chowder last night! She hasn't spoken to him all day.

by Paht December 9, 2008

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

New England Man Chowder

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011