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Champ

Champ (Can be extended to Champion for generalised greeting purposes)

A person who has undergone an extended period of higher education and failed to make good on degree attained.

Or...

A highly educated individual who’s education outstrips their upper limit of intelligence. In turn there’re out of phase and incapable of making balanced / credible decisions.
Person 1. You know the Champ has only gone and paid the vet £500 cos the rabbit that he took in had an upset stomach.

Person 2. Jesus! What’s up with the rabbit. It must have been quite ill then?

Person 1. Nope, he’d only left it out in the sun, gone off it’s food it had.

Person 2. Unbelievable! What’s up with him?

Person 1. Well that’s the Champ for ya.
by #clueless November 1, 2017
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take it like a champ

Used to describe an event or act that a person ends up on the losing end but gives they’re all anyway and takes it anyway. Can be used with an emphasis on sports but also with everyday events.
“The frat boys were watching a Porn movie at 3am on the big screen in the dorm TV lounge when in the final scene 4 black guys attempted dvda on a Asian girl, one of the frat brothers yelled “Take it like a Champ!!””
by goddambats July 27, 2006
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penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.
by AgaMeista January 19, 2010
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Chip and Champ

1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right testicle, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.

2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.
Q: I don't know how you did it, Frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! I don't know if it's your strategy or balls, but I've never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!

or

Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?
by douchebacca October 18, 2008
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champ stamp

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.
I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.
by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005
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Champ

Short for champagne. Sometimes written as champ'.
I'm on a boat bitch, we drinkin' Santana champ cuz it's so crisp.
by famouskid February 12, 2009
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Champ

In jail a champ is the common name for a "receiver".
Hey champ, come over here and let daddy give you some love.
by Shawnstar February 6, 2014
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