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Chinese rub

The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.
Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.
by alexdude91 October 18, 2008
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Chinese Market

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.
I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there
by Captains knot October 16, 2018
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Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.
Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...
by QABCQ August 22, 2012
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Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.
Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.
by EuroVWGTi June 9, 2016
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Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.
“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”
by TheGiant20 June 5, 2018
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Chinese front

When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..

As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.

The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.

Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
by Slammer111 January 4, 2014
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chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower
Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night
by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016
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