The Children’s Rebellion

The Children’s Rebellion is only the best fanfic to ever be created in the history of fanfics. The Children’s Rebellion is also the saddest fanfic I have ever written. I would kill to have Aria_Cinabuns writing skills. Full on genocide.

Friend: “Hey, what are you reading?”

Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”

Friend: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Read to find out.” 😉

by scoobydoo1009 May 24, 2022

Jose of Children

Four Children.

Two would be a Jo, three would be a Jos, 6 would be a JoseJo, etc

Three kids, nearly on my way to the Jose of Children.

by A Noony Moose May 14, 2019

Satan's Children

Satan's Children the only place where you can learn the ways of lucifer himself. With the power of Satan the people of Satan's Children have cured world hunger and really cringe discord users.

Hey looks it's one of the people of the Satan's Children discord server!!!! ohh is that the {insert generic discord user here who killed all the jews!!!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

asando el chile

When someone in a Hispanic household are asando el chile the entire house would be smoking.

Kid: Mom are you asando el chile?
Mom: sí, now enjoy the suffering.

by Supercooldude March 22, 2022

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Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020