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change the channel drama

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."
by wearethem January 7, 2009
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Channel 44

When something is humourous it is referred to as being "channel 44".
Dude #1: My mom fell asleep in her car in the sun and her breast implants blew up in her face.

Dude #2: That's so channel 44.
by Scott G Robertson December 28, 2008
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Broad Channel

Also known as "The Venice of New York," Broad Channel is a small island community located in Jamaica Bay. Two-thirds of the island is uninhabited by humans, as the northern portion of Broad Channel is home to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge (JBWR). JBWR is a premier birding site, and attracts many visitors and scientists from around the world.
Broad Channel is home to over 4000 people, and is predominantly middle-class. Homes are becoming expensive, as people who wish to be near their work Manhattan also would like to go home to a quiet, safe neighborhood with a great school (P.S. 47 Q.). And being just a five minute drive (or thirty minute walk) to stunning Rockaway Beach also makes this location desirable.
Most Broad Channelites are proficient boaters and fisherpersons. The majority of homes are waterfront, because the entire west side of the island is a series of canals (hence the 'Venice of New York' moniker).
Broad Channel is home to a small variety of shops and eateries, though that number is growing all the time. There are also two children's playgrounds, two very large sporting fields, and a large park with multiple handball, tennis, and basketball courts. The public library is lovely, and is staffed by wonderful people. There is a Catholic church and a Presbyterian church on the island, and many more temples, churches, and chapels are just a five minute drive away.
Visit this beautiful, friendly neighborhood and enjoy!
by JennBC November 11, 2006
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ChanElephant

What you call an obese woman who attempts to wear high fashion.
I was shopping on Fifth Avenue the other day and I couldn't believe the ChanElephants coming out of Berghdorf Goodman's.
by Timoteo September 7, 2005
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dirty chantelle

Dirty Chantelle is when you can't stop putting things into your anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as you can find in there. Like really jamming it in. And only being able to blow your load when the anoos is filled to the brim. Star jumps help the orgasms.
Bro look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Chantelle.
by Smutty February 11, 2019
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Chanell

I feel so Chanell right now
by MattFernandez December 17, 2008
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channel it

to change the station on the television or the radio.
"I want to watch lifetime movie network, can I channel it? "
by Smokingjoe April 21, 2009
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