Chance

A unit of measurement used to measure force

1 Chance=equates to 1,000 Metric Tons or 1 Chuck Norris

It takes roughly 1 chance of force to send a shuttle into orbit

by accordvtecv6 April 7, 2009

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004

Chancellor

A hot sexy chammarro, who treats his girlfriend like a princess & is a greaat kisser !

Girlfriend : Babe would you go to winter formal with me ?
Chancellor : Umm ... ? (Yes or NO, no Maybes !)

by alohabree January 23, 2010

Chance Sutton

A cancerous Youtuber that is part of Team 10 and leeches off of Jake Paul's fame

Chance Sutton would be nothing without Jake Paul

by Rachel Wang August 28, 2017

Chance

The one I let get away. The love of my life. I miss you.

"There are no second chances, only one... So don't let him go!"

by StormyH March 7, 2010

chancellor

A leader of a nation-state/country, normally one of Germanic heritage.

The new Chancellor, Otto von Bismark, shall lead in an interesting fashion.

by Clay N. November 3, 2005

chanch

A chanch is a hairy *vag*.

Thats a very nasty chanch.

chanch can be used instead of otherwords such as;

son of a chanch
chanchtastic
pull your head out of your chanch.

by Countchanchula June 20, 2005