World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

World Fucking Champions

The Philadelphia Phillies. A term publically coined at the victory parade rally by player Chase Utley, who boldly uttered the phrase to many thousands in Citizens Bank Park and millions watching and listening at home. It has become the local title of endearment for this historic team. The term is often abbreviated as 'WFC' by internet fans of the franchise.

"World Champions. World FUCKING Champions!" - Chase Utley, Second Fucking Baseman of the Philadelphia Fucking Phillies.

by expert of experts January 17, 2009

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

champing

to remove the inner "cancer paper" of a middleton black and mild cigar and reroll it without the "cancer paper".

yo man, let's champ that black and mild

by blacksabbath July 15, 2005

we are the champions

In a recent survey taken in 66 countries and 20 languages, We Are The Champions was officially elected to be the number one song of ALL TIME.

We are the champions is the greatest song ever, and democracy preoved it

by King Of Yesterday September 28, 2006

nfc championship round

The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.

before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.

by TheChavez 14 January 25, 2021

champin

-verb:

1. the state of being a champion 24/7
2. to be great and to do everything right

When there is no one better then you and you know you’re the top guy, then you’re champin.

Bro 1: Dude check out that guy over there with the hot ass bitch, yesterday he had another.
Bro 2: Fuck, I know. That kid gets puss…straight up champin.

by Oxford-Dictionary February 16, 2013