Chaf

Chill as fuck may be used more than once in a sentence to add emphasis.

person 1: how was that chick u had over last night?
Person 2: Chaf as CHAF!!!
Person 1: shit that is CHAF

by i cant feel my legs!! October 15, 2011

Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

by Gravydog July 13, 2011

chaffinch

an english bird that sings wonderful songs...like me~

person 1: did u see that chaffinch?
person 2: yea..it was great, i mean it voice n all
person:1 totally...

by QTjacqeline May 2, 2005

caffeinol

0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.

Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.

Bow for the cup!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

caffiend

Someone addicted to coffee.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZOU bitch! My token fhucken!

by Magic Hobo March 20, 2005

freebase caffeine

Freebasing caffeine into a smokable form, similar to freebasing coke into crack.

www . freebasecaffeine . com

Dude, I tried that new thing called freebase caffeine and, it was intense!

by SARANAKAKAKA September 14, 2009

chaffe

See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.

1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.

by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008