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Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.
Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
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cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
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Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
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