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calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.
I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!
by Gab the potato December 5, 2019
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Calistya

Calistya is sweet, super-smart, pretty and talented. She is intelligent and will always lend you her study notes before an exam. She is an awesome friend and will always be there to listen and talk to you. She is a little weird and crazy but is very sensible, polite and mature. She is the kind of person who loves French and actually bloody understands it. You can have a laugh with a Calistya. Everyone wishes to be her friend. Calistya's are quite rare people to find, you better not destroy a bond with a Calistya! She's a very extraordinary girl <3
"Of course I want to be her friend, she's a Calistya!"
by meep_ngeek_idk_heheh May 6, 2020
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Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.
Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air
by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021
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Callsign.noxis

Callsign.noxis is The best boyfriend ever

Very handsome

Cute
Loving
Respectful

And my future husband 💞💞
Hey when is shinobuaraaracosplay and callsign.noxis Wedding
by Jordynisuglyyyy April 25, 2022
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internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 23, 2011
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dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk
Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate
by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020
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phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard
by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005
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