Calista

Calista is a name you would only encounter once in your life so if you find a Calista, keep her close!! Calista has beautiful eyes and her hair can be messy at times, and her real personality will show if she feels comfortable around you. She is soft but acts tough and is smart and loves to gain knowledge! She loves books with romance and violence and is not afraid to use her knowledge to her advantage. Calista is good at hiding her feelings so if you think she doesn’t like you, she probably does, although she does have high standards thanks to the romantic books she reads.

Boy 1: I like her but she probably doesn’t like me.

Boy 2: What is her name?
Boy 1: Calista.
Boy 2: I bet she likes you bro. Shoot your shot.

by Cali1360 July 19, 2022

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

Cali Jay

1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.

Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"

Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."

Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."

by thesalvman October 26, 2011

calicano

Calicano 1. -A native born person from California who is bilingual speaking both English & Spanish.
Calicano 2. -Anything creole in origin of the Anglo-Spanish heritage of California.

1. The guy isn't Mexican, he's from California and speaks Spanish like a Calicano.
2. These Rancho Santa Barbara enchiladas are pure authentic Calicano cooking.
3. That fresh orange-habanero salsa at the BBQ was Fuc#kin Nuclear Calicano!

by Calicanorican October 26, 2013

cali gal

Cali Gal is very beautiful and intelligent she has a heart of gold and is a keeper. When you meet some one with this name you will never want to let her go. She is a very loyal and trustworthy person that speaks her mind at all time. If you do not want to hear the truth it is best not to ask her. She is most definitely a keeper. Any man will be lucky to have her. When she loves she loves hard and genuinely but her heart breaks easy so be careful with it.

I saw Cali Gal at the store and she was so beautiful.

by M3rc3dis December 19, 2016

Caistorville

Home to the riffiest of the rafs, located just 15 minutes south of Smithville, this town has spunk!!!! Love takin a day trip around the town, looking at everything it has to offer, including, Caistorville Golf Club, Levi's Cows, a couple drunk folks and some corn. The aroma of 1/3 manure, 1/3 weed (grown by the locals) and 1/3 murdered guy draws many crowds in for a night in the shop. Beware of the drunk drivers past 10am any day of the week.

Where's you come from?

Caistorville
It's 11am on a Wednesday, WHY ARE YOU DRUNK?!... you smell like weed..
What? It's Caistorville, what do you expect?

by Smithville's Miracle February 5, 2018