by You're Canadian , burn in hell May 04, 2020
The World's largest backyard.
by hater 257 June 29, 2006
America's northern neighbor who is cold, full of moose, people saying "eh" and "aboot" and going on about how lovely their igloo is shaping up to be. This country's hockey skills are undoubtably fantastic yet still nobody really cares about that. Fun fact: They have an army, funny that they use it for their moose wars and fighting no actual people. This "country" might as well be sold to the Chinese and made into something productive instead of being filled with snow,moose and friendly people that you can't even understand.
American: So where do you live?, you have a funny accent.
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!
by AFUCKING AMERICAN March 26, 2012
No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.
by Sinker December 05, 2005
Canada is America's hat.
by Jmoo April 28, 2008
by Andrew Bunn February 06, 2008
A country north of The United States of America.
Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.
Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.
Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"
by A Idiot in a Village January 12, 2019