Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

Concealed Carry

The practice of concealing a weapon, usually a pistol, on your person in public. Laws on concealed carry vary state by state in the US, but most states require one to apply for a permit to concealed carry legally. This is in contrast to "open carry" in which one carries a weapon openly displayed on the person.

Concealed carry affords one the advantage of surprise during a firefight. It also helps avoid unwanted panic or attention from both other civilians and police officers that open carry may create.

Carrying in any way brings a great many new responsibilities, and can easily land one in prison if improperly done. Its important to be knowledgeable on laws for carrying, avoid trouble whenever possible, be hypervigilant of one's surroundings, and train with one's weapon.

Practicing concealed carry brings lots of new responsibilities, but it may save your life one day.

by Plutonium-239 October 14, 2020

cancelquences

The natural result of one's malicious behavior, words, or microaggressions in 2021.

He obviously didn't realize he would have to suffer the cancelquences of his microaggressive behavior.
i.e. Knock it off or suffer the cancelquences.

by jujubejc May 20, 2021

Cancel Culture

Modern form of Ostracism.

It is a self destructive culture that sees humans in the worst way possible.

It defines humans not by their best features, but by their worst. Regardless if true or not.

They are not motivated by love, but by pure hate of other humans.

John: I think Claire has really good dance moves dude.
Steven: She lied about being abused for likes, she's scum.

Megan: Did you see how Elon's rockets came from space & landed upright? That's never happened before.
Sally: Idc he's racist.

Sabrina: Matt Damon is a terrific actor.
Connor: He used a homophobic slur at a family dinner, cancel his ass.

Jacob: Cancel Culture seems harmful...
Garry: No Cancel Culture STOPS harm...

by kakapoopooaccount April 28, 2022

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

Imaginary cancerist

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011