Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.

"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Constraction

Constructed or manufactured distraction, defraction and reaction in the media, usually Right-Wing driven.

Hence, Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

Daily Bleach Landings on the Foresure & SeeBest of Labour/Greens Collaboracy* government is a monotonously repetitive form of Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

The ending was pure constraction.

by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

blowa constrictor

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t

I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

by SnakeLover95 May 3, 2018

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!

he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!

by michael foolsley November 13, 2011

construance

The manner in which something wordedly or verbally indicated, usually spoken or written, was perceived, comprehended or what such has been thought to mean; see: construe, infer (inference).

I just gave a definition of construance, from my perspective. Was that understood by you?

by IdeoMaster February 18, 2021