conger

The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum

Conger will take over the world

by napoleon55565258 October 18, 2010

Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

CONGI

Short name of A Pakistani terrorist sponsored Indian political party lead by a bunch of idiots

Wen you saw a anti national you can call him " CONGI". In short of traitor

by dskk June 25, 2017

act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

congee

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.

I went to the store to buy some congee.

by thecorrectifieddefinitivater June 17, 2004

congrampture

A gathering of old men

The stripper was unable to arouse any response from the congrampture that had come to see her.

by Tyler Henry February 15, 2004