Director Cogger

The tallest member in the Underdogs

Chilliest and the funniest person
Has the hottest mullet

Probably forgot the fact that he has a YouTube channel

Wow! Is that the best Underdog : Director Cogger with the white T-shirt ?!

by NotUnderdogsfan13 May 17, 2022

Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 17, 2019

cogging

The process when the "cogs" in your head work overtime often resulting in sleeplessness and un-necessary stress and worry.

Loz was awake all night due to all of that stoopid cogging!!

by LozlovesSi August 31, 2008

Cogswellianism

A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."

Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 1: "For real?

Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"

by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Cogent

Forcible, convincing.

"Why, I'll be as pink as a pistle." "Pink as a pistle? I can't even form a cogent simile anymore." -
Stewie

by Larstait November 14, 2003

cognacious

The feeling you get when you are either high on sugar or lacking sleep, your mind being semi-stable as well as your body.

The boys spent all day eating half-year old easter candy, promptly feeling cognacious, walking in circles and pointing at random objects.

by firegirl July 7, 2004

cognapple

an alcoholic beverage comprised of one part cognac to two parts apple juice. tastes very good, but not for the faint of heart.

my friends and i were chillin on the steps, sippin on some cognapple. VSOP, baby.

by lin is hot April 24, 2005