CLUTCH AS FUCK

A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.

To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.

As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"

Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck

by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010

Camel Clutch

A sexual finishing move where a male sits atop a female's back before having an orgasm. In this move, the male locks his fingers underneath the female's chin and pulls up as hard as he can while blowing a nut. Typically this move is combined with another move called the Fishook, or better, the Double Fishook.

Sarah: "Did you hear about what happened to Amy last night?"

Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"

Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"

by McChopper December 21, 2008

the clutch

A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.

May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."

"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."

by Sean1 June 11, 2006

Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

by jmanpsu November 13, 2009

clutch

finding an arnold palmer half and half when really thirsty.

i was very thirsty and there was nothing to drink. i found an arnold palmer thats clutch

by defgvjkbenrsfvknejd June 14, 2010

Coup Clutz Clan

Incoming triggered trump supporters who can't take a joke

Normal people: Coup Clutz Clan, ha

Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED

by Donna tramp January 6, 2021

Clutch Mode

The odds are against you, so pull out a can of whoop-ass and open it. Go all out and win it all. Also known as perk 4.You are outnumbered 4-1 or more

Its 5-1, He yells'"CLUTCH MODE, ACTIVATED!" then He comes back and rapes the whole team.

by GiD and CCK January 24, 2009