The little known brother of Jesus Christ. Craig is well known as a party animal that can't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors Light.... He's f@#*ing Craig.
"Can't practice miracles or walk on H2O but I got some hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow, I'm f@#*in Craig!... Craig Christ...."
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Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises
You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!
by DayGoHug December 16, 2014
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Guy 1: Did you see LeBron James' last game?
Guy 2: That man totally has Yeezys Christ on his side...
Guy 2: That man totally has Yeezys Christ on his side...
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This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.
Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017
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