Corona Catfish

Someone that looks attractive with a mask on, and ugly when they take it off.

I didn’t know he was a corona catfish until we went to dinner together and I saw him take off his mask.

by Anpala February 2, 2021

mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it

Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”

by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021

Reverse catfish

Someone who looks better in real life than on their social media

Woahhhhhh Yusuf looks so hot in real life, he really reverse catfished me

by Shakywarrrior January 3, 2022

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

Pro MLG Catfishers

These catfishers are the best of the best. The ketchup on the hotdog. The peanut butter on the jelly sandwich. The Mickey Mouse waffles with syrup and Nutella. They are also CUNTIEE gangs 😆. No one is better at catfishing than Dharmveer and Brooklyn 😎

Woww I can’t believe how good brooklyn and dharmveer are at catfishing people. They are definitely Pro MLG Catfishers and they are each other’s CUNTIEES a haha watch out or they gonna catfish you lmao gang gang 69 420

by Hugh G. Rection + Lou Sassle April 23, 2020

catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...

I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off

by Tami August 25, 2005